Alan Carr asking John Barrowman about his plans to have children with his partner, Scott Gill
Barrowman is a perfect human being
i just laughed so hard, oh god i snorted and now my head hurts XD
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line
i hate how my parents are all “oh your paycheck will be so good since youre working 40 hours per week.” it just really pisses me off that all they can think about is money. everything is all about the paycheck. i really dont care about the paycheck and to be honest i dont know what kind of good a $600 paycheck is going to do me if i die of a heat stroke, over exhaustion, or dehydration at work. besides, i dont really spend all that much money on myself. sure i go out to eat sometimes and splurge on doctor who stuff but i dont really need to do all that. i just want to enjoy what little free time i have before going back to school.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
….thank you. that is all.
i am…. THE MCDONALDS CREW MEMBER! i am at my 3rd regeneration. my clothing article is a tardis jacket. my girlfriend is my companion. “its the tits!” is my catchphrase! i am the best time lord evrar!
My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN
It’s like Star Wars. O.o
I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES
TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE
i’m crying this is beautiful
i love hannibal even more now! i am excite
my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE